| OK, I am an average size individual, so you can't tell | | | | are two completely different things. Here's a simple |
| me that I am the only person on the face of the | | | | text message; |
| earth that is having this problem. I would give you | | | | Here's What They Text: I |
| my exact dimensions, but I am still currently trying to | | | | Here's What It Means: I love you at the end of the |
| get into shape. Of course the problem is that the | | | | day. |
| shape I have chosen is a triangle, but I diverse. | | | | Yeah... I got that, and it's so me. I'll be 50 this year, |
| So, who designs these things... for the buying public? | | | | so it's never going to happen! |
| You can't tell me that they're all 5'2" tall and weighing | | | | Simply stated, I just want to put my finger on the |
| in at 110 lbs, with fingers like chicken bones. And if | | | | button and push the right one for a change. If the |
| there's supposed to be an obesity problem in the US, | | | | President of the United States of America were to |
| then why are they not made for fat little fingers? | | | | control the dropping of a nuclear weapon which was |
| They are supposed to be designing these things for | | | | operated through his cell phone, he would end up |
| the average consumer. | | | | annihilating Canada instead of Afghanistan. Oops! |
| I now know why kids are texting so much, it's | | | | What am I supposed to do and the millions of |
| because they can. My kids can send off 10 text | | | | Americans that share my same sentiment? Exactly |
| messages faster than I can get off one. Now aside | | | | who do I complain too? The National Cell Phone |
| from me backspacing and constantly correcting the | | | | Board Committee Dedicated to; you think the |
| insertion of a wrong letter due to my 'apparently' | | | | buttons are to small? |
| chubby little fingers, I do use correct grammar and | | | | I am fighting a losing battle with nowhere to go and |
| oddly... the whole word and not what seems to be an | | | | no one to complain to. I'm actually taking a survey on |
| unlimited number of abbreviations. | | | | my website just to see if "I'm the only one" that |
| Actually if you think about it, they're creating a whole | | | | really has this problem and I'll announce the results on |
| new language. What they write and how they read it | | | | my website and in another article in 60 days. |